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Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 23, 2023
mugGet the Swiftiemug.

Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift
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Swiftie

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.
by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023
mugGet the Swiftiemug.

A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
mugGet the A Swiftymug.

Swifty

A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
by Genedide June 19, 2023
mugGet the Swiftymug.

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
mugGet the closet swiftiemug.

Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023
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