swank the toodle

Masturbation by men.

"Dude, stop swanking your toodle, my mom's coming!"

by RGE May 6, 2005

swank face, on a penthouse body

a girl that has a good looking body, like it could be in penthouse magazine, but something has her face looking like she is from the trailer park which only qualifies her for swank magazine. She has the perfect form for taking a cup of throat yogurt.

L: Check out that bitch.
T: Yeah but look at her face.
L: Oh Shit.
T: Yeah thats a swank face, on a penthouse body.

by T Y February 7, 2007

swank rubin

being a complete doshe bag or a fuck face or in some cases a dick sucker.

dude u shot my dog u swank rubin.
hey u swank rubin you just kicked me in the nuts

by Hunter Bullock April 23, 2008

Swank bank

A subdivision of the wank bank in a man's mind. The place where he keeps ladies of questionable gender i.e. Hilary Swank, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lady Gaga.

Every man: Hold on, I'm saving that image for my Swank bank.

by Heavysemi November 15, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swank appeal

Attraction based on knowledge and appreciation for all things oozing with mid-century style. *bonus points for owning "all the things"

My gal has mad swank appeal.

by TrueFuckingLove June 20, 2016

Swank Bai

A Very Hot And Big Man (In The Belly Area.) This Man Would Be Used As A Man Who Loves Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. NO CAFFEINE ALLOWED OR THIS MAN MIGHT GO ULTRA INSTINCT!

Oh, Look At That Swank Bai, Give Him Your Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Now.

by A_RE-RE_Who_Makes_Words October 14, 2019