Long-Booty-Swamp Ass

1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.

Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass

Long-Booty-Swamp Ass by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

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Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

Shitty Swamp Ass by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

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alabama swamp ass

A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper

"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"

alabama swamp ass by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

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Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

Second Hand Swamp Ass by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011