by Garyism August 4, 2018
person 1: "you good bro"
person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"
person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"
person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"
person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"
by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019
The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
by cascade? September 22, 2023
When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my June 24, 2015
Get the List of people who will survive 2020 mug.
to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.
by C/B/T February 5, 2009
by A random person48 November 21, 2020