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surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.
i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!
by miffygrl July 29, 2009
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surfo

Costarican slang for a cool guy
what a surfo he surfs really good
by slangie April 29, 2009
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Surroundologue

When three or more people are having a discussion.
The office staff was having a surroundologue about the arrangements of the upcoming Christmas party.
by TheD's February 5, 2009
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surroguzzler

The incredibly satisfying act of allowing an unsuspecting, unobtainium hot girl to carry your seed in her belly as a surrogate by sereptisiously adding copious amount of your semen to food and drinks you serve to her. This works well for smoking hot girls that are friends that you will never be able to fuck or that bitch friend of your girlfriend who you've been jerking off over for the last 3 years. Also works for that fat cunt at the office that makes your life a living hell.
"Did you hear Bob turned Miss Oklahoma into one of his surroguzzlers by serving her a "loaded" grasshopper at the autism benefit gala last night?"
by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014
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Suljo

A male name from Bulgarian history. It means "dick helicopter" in Spanish.
"Look at that guys Suljo" said Tilen
by AnarchyIsOffline December 23, 2019
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surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.
Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.
by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020
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Sujoy

"Susupeejoy"'s short form simps for every organism with y chromosomes
He is such a SIMP, he must me a Sujoy
by Neopet in noida November 23, 2021
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