mexican superman 

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

mexican superman by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020

blonde superman 

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

blonde superman by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

superdank headies 

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!

Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.

superdank headies by BL423D October 19, 2007

superman

Clark Kent without glasses.

person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"

superman by ooshi78 December 5, 2006

Superman

A man who gives all but asks for nothing in return. The closest to an Almighty. A SUPER-man.

Clark Kent (Superman - Kal El) was named Superman because of being a Hero, helping people, yet people had no way to return a favour. Thus known as being a Superman, he still did what he was best at. Giving people, asking for nothing.

Superman by XLegendaaX April 6, 2011

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape 

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.

Superman!

Superman by philosophermike October 1, 2009