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Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.
by cc58 January 21, 2006
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Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob
by anyonononmous April 3, 2003
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Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011
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Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.
by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011
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Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
by TheRinger March 19, 2012
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scummy cunt

A term commonly used in Britain that describes a person who is being unfun or ruining a good time for others.
(In cod wwii)
Player: Hey he’s using the stg44

Normally thinking person: They’re a scummy cunt.
by A Salty Gamer May 3, 2018
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Stimmylated

The arousal due to the expectancy or recieval or government issued funds. Often times with the misconception that it will make you rich.
We don't have to eat McDonald's tonight, I got #STIMMYLATED We can go get dem crab legs!
by TJ AiNT SHT March 14, 2021
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