Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

streaking across the quad

To run naked across a large field-like common area, usually associated with a college campus.

I'm so drunk! Lets go streaking across the quad!

by aliclaire August 31, 2012

skunking

During the sexual act of oral sex one or both participants expell gas ("fart").

Diana was unaware that Shawna was into skunking until the vaporous odor was hinged at her nose.

by run2themax November 25, 2009

Shunking

A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.

An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg

Please proceed with the shunk, as I've been lacking for a good shunking in some time.

by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009

stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger

"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."

by Sub0x0one October 30, 2013

tiger streaking

verb: the morning daze after a long night of drinking.

"She has the spins, I'm gonna puke and you're still drunk... definitely tiger streaking."

by Les of Love March 15, 2010

Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.

Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'

by Evil Tree December 20, 2010