How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010

sprint pcs

The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.

Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!

by J Radd May 17, 2007

string cheese incident

none of these guys know what SCI is. SCI is a jamband that plays rock, bluegrass, trance,blues,funk,psychedelic,jazz,and folk. Some good songs to listen to are Pirates, Rivertrance, Water, Restless Wind, Mouna Bowa, Texas, Born On the Wrong Planet, Eye Know Why, Latinissmo, !Bam!,etc. Well thats it the Cheeze is just plain amazing oh yeah they play some great covers too like Chameleon, I Know You Rider, Panama Red, Naive Melody. These guys jam.

Man I love going to see the String Cheese Incident, no matter what its a good time.

by ianb18 December 25, 2005

String Theory

String theory is a newer theory in physics that attempts to explain everything. The currently used atomic theory has a flaw, you can keep asking "Well what are protons made of? Quarks? Well what are quarks made of?" etc etc.

String theory escapes this endless loop of going smaller and smaller. String theory states that quarks are made up of tiny vibrating strings. One may ask, "Well if all quarks are made up of tiny vibrating strings, what makes the quarks different?" (As the quarks must obviously be different because there have been dozens of different kinda of particles discovered (you know, alpha , beta , etc)). The answer to this question is that the string vibrate at various frequencies. This additional variable accounts for the many property differences of particles.

Thats the jist of string theory. Now for scientists to make this theory check out mathematically, they had to add 7 extra dimensions (for a grand total of ten) and there are lots of theories out there as to what these ten dimensions are. Some say they are too small for us to observe. If we ever do prove the existence of other dimensions (for example, if we observe matter disappearing (not converting to energy) then we can assume it has left our dimension, we will be much closer to solving the mystery of the universe. But then what about other universes...

Relativity collides with atomic theory, thus string theory is born!

by MinorEffect January 11, 2010

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 1, 2003

Strictmas

Strictmas is the season from December 1st to January 1st in which strict Christmas followers feel decorations should be allowed to be hung. Any decorations put up before or any kept up after are considered wrong and a violation of the strictmas season. Loose strictmas followers condone decorations or trees put up after Thanksgiving but not necessarily after December 1st.

Guy 1: "Its not even Thanksgiving and this guys got his lights up and a blow up Santa, that disgusts me!"

Guy 2: "Cool it bro, he's just celebrating the season."

Guy 1: "Actually, Strictmas season runs from December 1st to the 1st of January and its not even Thanksgiving, this is a felony in my books."

by AbbieWilkes November 30, 2009

Sprint of Shame

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".

After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.

by Eric Ogunbase August 5, 2007