strangers with benefits

A description of a situation in which one or both parties are not aware of each other, but when it is convenient they engage in sexual activity.

Unbeknownst to James as he walked home on a Tuesday he was about to become strangers with benefits with Armando his neighbors Great Dane.

by Luw999 October 11, 2013

struggles

it sucks

Man, that struggles.

by Rye Rye September 17, 2003

Scraggles

A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.

Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.

Tony: ScraggLES!!!

by james "yea i said it" thomas September 20, 2008

Ball stranglers

Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

Stranglestab

to kill violently using strangulation and stabbing causing much pain that hurts so good.

Man, did I ever want to stranglestab my biology teacher today.....

by quackmasta November 16, 2009

Skraggler

A lone chick or chicks at closing time (usually intoxicated) hanging on anyone who will give her attention. She is looking to get picked up and known for being an easy lay. She is found separated from the friends she arrived with and usually left behind because of whatever reason: being irritating, overbearing, combative, belligerent, intolerable, unsupportable, etc.

Root Words: Skank + Straggler = Skraggler

After last call,
"Hey brotha! After party at my crib! If you're dry, swoop up the first skraggler you see and come thru!"

"Dude, sometimes you just need to get it in and that's what the club gods created them for; you know just random skragglers for the night"

by Operator112 October 30, 2013