Stoop

Someone who is an idiotic retard and can’t figure out simple problems

James is a stoop because he waters children so they can grow faster

by Grape Gatorade March 15, 2020

Stoop

Short for 'stupendous'; lit, amazing, cool, or neat

"That party last night was stoop!"

by Bazlle Owl September 15, 2018

Stoops

when somebody says and or does something really stupid or unreasonable

Sheila said that France was a State.

Cory said shes (stoops)

by onyx_x5 December 19, 2013

Stoop

Get off my porch

Get off my stoop

by Redhead dont care April 2, 2021

Stoops

a short way of saying stupid

That's so stoops.

by futuretapes May 1, 2022

Stooped

The greatest fucking band in the history of the world.

“Did you listen to Pilot by Stooped?”
“Yeah, it’s was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard!”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024