Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Seinfeldesque

When you get into the situation that leads you to remember a Seinfeld quote.

Guy 1: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Guy 2: You think?
Guy 1: I think we have.
Guy 2: Yeah, maybe we have.
Guy 1: Hey ... this is Seinfeldesque !!!

by rcjerez March 9, 2009

Skinflint

One who is very reluctant to spend money even when it is clearly in one's best interest.

XC- We say you are a skinflint, a beggar for free samples, a knave on RC business. Wait, you!

by Hal_Incandenza October 18, 2011

Stiff Cock

A hard one.

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!

by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014

skinfinity

An indefinitely large number or amount of nudity

Wow! That movie earned all of its X's, it was like skinfinity.

by The Porsche Monkey August 4, 2009

seinfeld bet

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005

Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!

Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!

by NestleQck July 4, 2005