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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing
Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees
by Vroonie April 28, 2023
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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like
!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING
by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017
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Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.
Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?
by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018
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Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.
Static void order here to take your balls.
by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025
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