south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics

Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

by I live in stanley May 3, 2018

The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.

That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

Stanley Yellownuts

Also known as Stanley Yelnats fo holes. He is played by Shia LaBouf!

Stanley Yellownuts says “JUST DO IT !“.

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

Stanley Moss Farrell

Someone who is shit at fall guys.

Stanley Moss Farrell Is shit at fall guys

by Babbaboey September 16, 2020

Stanley

A Stanley is someone who is freakishly obsessed with battle cats and/or anime. Pretty much all they do is play battle cats, watch anime, and sometimes play Yu-Gi-Oh.

(person 1): Wow, (person 3) is such a Stanley
(person 2): Yeah totally.

by peahcboi69 August 10, 2022

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015