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Hug stabbing

Hug stabbing is the ultimate display of love.
It is gentle and sweet and makes you feel like you're frolicking in a field, but then it's sharp and painful.

When you feel like you need to hug someone, don't just HUG them.

Hug-stab them.
This is a movement started by a person called Megaman. Remember that name.
Joe- "That son of a bitch hug-stabbed me!
..I think I love him."

Bill- " What the heck is hug stabbing."

Joe- "You just don't understand. You don't deserve to be hug-stabbed."
by EpicStrangePerson July 10, 2010
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stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009
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stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer
The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.
by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018
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morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
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Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".
Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.
by my name is not billy February 1, 2021
mugGet the Stab alleymug.

stab at diplomacy

After leaving the room, where they were, he asked her: "Why this stab at diplomacy?", that ment why she took pains to reach an pieceful solution.
by Simeon Dimitrov January 12, 2008
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the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus
employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"
by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017
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