steaming turd

A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.

The boss made it evident in the relish he took in firing people what a steaming turd he was.

by Duckbutt December 7, 2005

Steam Sales

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.

Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

Steam Drop

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.

Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Steam Valving

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

steaming jack

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.

Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack

by smydanl November 1, 2010

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

steam train

A short shimme followed by a gentle moan, performed by a female after a particularly intense lip engagement. Females will not perform a "steam train" at the beginning of their menstrual cycle

"Yo bro, that encounter was so intense she steam trained like an elephant!"
"She didn't steam train last night, what did i do wrong?"

by Derrick Ohio February 25, 2021