Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squench

An abused butt hole

"Your mom gave me a squench last night"

by Tybum April 19, 2016

squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

squitch

A person who is both a squid (like in Rocket Power) and a bitch.

Mark: Who the fuck ate all the chips and salsa?

David: It must have been Nick. He is such a fucking squitch.

by Guruboy February 27, 2011

Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

squenchy

A term used to describe the butt of a cat, derived from its squenched up look, especially when poop is being pushed through by the bowells.

Cat #1: Oh look, her squenchy is in our face because her tail is up
Cat #2: No cat has a squench so squenched up as her...
Cat #1: Yeah. Stupid squencher.

by Anon Ymous Jr. August 12, 2006