A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
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Action.
To have a look around.
Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"
Term originally coined by Carl Barron.
Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.
Action.
To have a look around.
Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"
Term originally coined by Carl Barron.
Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.
*in some form of shop environment*
Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"
Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".
Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"
Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".
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