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Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

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Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
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great value squidward

The Walmart version of squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Created by a guy on Tik Tok and got lots of fame from it.
I went to Walmart and they had Great Value squidward in a can for sale!
by Tootaleeni July 29, 2021
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squidworm

i saw a big squidworm in the ocean
by love4re856579 August 9, 2009
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squitward

Projectile shit accompanied by strings of undigested food
Damn son! You squitward yo self? With yo stank booty aahhhh
by bigbootbihh74 May 16, 2016
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Squidgereedoo

Verb.

Action.

To have a look around.

Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"

Term originally coined by Carl Barron.

Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.
*in some form of shop environment*

Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"

Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".
by MR HAMPTON June 6, 2019
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squidbird

Jam nervously looked around at the men surrounding him on the plane. He knew he would be sore for weeks after this squidbird took place.
by Skyyyyu.u September 5, 2022
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Squidwurd

When a guy is so horny and fucks a bowl of spaghetti noodles while playing the clarinet.
" Dude... Jasmine looked so good in that leopard dress I had to hurry home to squidwurd."
by Matt Halverson April 1, 2010
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