punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.

Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.

by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

Squinching

When your pussy quivers

Dude i’m squinching!!! He’s so hot

by LilDDDDDD28 September 25, 2017

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

Spucking

So it's like spooning but you slow grind on her ass, while grabbing a titty and kissing the neck

Dude me and her were totally spucking last night

by Markzucherberg69 May 8, 2020

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022