Screw yourself

It means you're being/doing/saying something unpleasant and you need to go away and get lost.

A person who is upset at someone else's actions tells them to "Screw yourself". They could also say Fuck yourself instead but Screw is the cleaner version.
Q: How does "Screw yourself" or it's equivalent "Fuck yourself/Piss off" mean 'get lost'?

A: 'Screw yourself' implies before this bad transaction between 2 parties. The analogy in this sexual metaphor is that it WAS a mutual and pleasant affair between the 2 parties BUT now the offending party can do it all alone (Masturbate) because they're no longer welcome in each others company.
Ergo, screw yourself cuz I ain't fuckin' witchu no more

Husband comes home from work to hear wife yelling and complaining again at him as soon as he walked through the door but their children are present, so he responds: "You know what I'm tired of you telling me what's wrong every single time I come home from work. Go screw yourself, I'm out!"

by Priz13PersianSouls March 13, 2017

dj screw

dj from houston, texas....originated SCREW music, which affected so many lives in the south, started the SUC(Screwed Up Click), and is most noteably known for creating thousands of Screw tapes........

One of the most popular screw tapes is June 27th, with the infamous Long Drive 40 minute freestyle.....

by THOEDmojado November 20, 2004

sprewells

fly ass rims that keep fuckin movin even when u tell dem bitches ta stop

rims that keep movin

by young_star July 17, 2003

Sonic Screwdriver

A wicked little contraption that the Doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.

Donna: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Dr Who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): I was thinking this.
Bzzzzzz
-THEY AREE NOW OUT OF TROUBLE-

by GODFREY! March 8, 2009

screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

Latrell Sprewell

The former NBA player who is famous for inventing spinning rims, which are sometimes called sprewells in his honor, along with the Dada Supreme shoes which feature spinning rims. He was suspended from the NBA at one point for trying to strangle then punching his coach.

Damn, did you hear about what Latrell Sprewell did to his coach?!

Thanks to Latrell Sprewell the rims on my ride never have to stop spinning.

by agentsteve December 3, 2005

Bangin Screw

Listening to screwed or slowed music.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003