spackle

when you hit someone when they are being annoying or rude.

i want to spackle them right now they are being so annoying

by grac May 11, 2021

speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.

Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.

by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021

Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.

Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020