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Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."
Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.
by obamarama January 24, 2008
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shooting blackwards

Holding a gun with it cocked to the side. Instead of holding it vertically, the wrist is twisted 90 degrees to hold it horizontally.
We went the to the range and James couldn't hit shit because he was shooting blackwards.
by beanfield December 22, 2008
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shooting cats

Julien was shooting cats after a night out at Tinners
by RU4cereal June 27, 2010
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Shooting dust

When you fuck so much in a row that there’s no spunk left

Or could happen by trying to wank hella times and like no 💦 coming out
Let’s do it again

I can’t I’m gonna start shooting dust
by Hermski101 March 22, 2020
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
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School shooting

An event that a student (usually a Eugene ) opens fire on students and teachers with a firearm. It usually results in a lot of dead People.
by NotAnEugeene June 21, 2017
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