Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.

nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!

by Nubluva October 29, 2005

spooge-a-holic

A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.

1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.

2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.

3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.

by Ezeerider May 26, 2005

spooge gobbler

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.

I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

Spooge Dust

What's left over after spooge (Semen) is dried up.

Dane: I'm going to party at Erics tonight, but I hate sleeping on that couch...
Scott: I don't blame you, it's probably full of spooge dust!

by Koition February 3, 2010

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011