spotify

the other version of yt music but better ig

person 1: i love spotify
person 2: isn't that just yt music
person 1: no there's a difference

by Im just tired January 16, 2023

Spotify

THE MUSIC PLATFORM WHICH IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IT SEMD YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAS A LOT OF ADS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS SO GOOODD I PRAY THEY WILL MAKE IT CHEAP

A : do u use Spotify
B : no I use apple music

A : *blocks b cutely*

by akakakakakakakakakkakakakak February 4, 2023

Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.

Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!

by WinsomCash June 11, 2023

Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet

"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"

by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023

spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Spotify whore

A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.

Jake shares his music with every girl he knows, he’s such a Spotify whore.

by Shookalaka October 20, 2023