Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.

Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.

by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

spooking

using household liquids (paint thinner, sharpies, etc.) to get high. In its most common form, the liquid is applied to a bandanna and put over the nose and mouth so one is breathing it in constantly. Though extremely stupid, it does give a good high.

"Why is that kid wearing a bandanna inside?" - Kid 1
"Dude, he's spooking! Look at how loopy he is!" - Kid 2

by xVRevanVx February 27, 2011

specking

A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."

Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

snocking

The process of purchasing socks and snacks in one transaction.

Socks + Snacks = snocking

by Buzzy Boo June 4, 2007

Socking

Or to be socked. The act of surprising unsuspecting prey by suddenly appearing wearing a sock to covers one's genitalia. The act of socking is restricted to males only. It is especially effective when used to wake a sleeping victim.

Person 1: I totally socked that girl this morning.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.

by emo defines February 4, 2010

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.

Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009