ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.

Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"

by grindneverstops March 3, 2022

And now sports

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.

Hillary Clinton just won the West Virgina Primary...and Now Sports.

by Peter Wilkins May 13, 2008

Sport Fart

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.

Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.

Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.

by SportFarter July 13, 2009

Sporty

when things are getting tense between individuals

escalateing tense uncomfortable

it's getting sporty up in here

by DESTRUCTA-X October 27, 2017

Sport Coat

(Also Sport's Coat)

A guy who is screwing your girl while you are away, especially in prison. See "Jody"

Your girl comes to see you on the weekend, but Sport Coat is fucking her during the week.

by Rony Rone December 10, 2009

Old Sport

"Old Sport" is something out of Dayshift At Freddy's. Purple Guy often uses it as your name whenever you meet him, whenever he says "Old Sport" it is quite funny

Why hello there Old Sport

by urmumlololololololol23 May 19, 2018

Women Sports

OK, Now that the all the females are here... Go make me a sandwich and wash my dishes!

Karen: Can we watch the WNBA finals?

Boswell: Shut the fuck up Karen go make me a sandwich!!
( women sports )

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020