Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Shlorp

The act of ingesting something in between a liquid and a solid- like soup, yogurt, etc...

“Tubbo likes shlorping”
“I shlorped the soup”

by theweirdoof February 24, 2021

splork

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

splork

stupid spasticated spoon fork)

OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.

by sythe February 12, 2005