Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003

Splooge

Sexual juices of the man kind

"I just splooged myself"

by Luke Price January 29, 2004

Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice

I'll splooge in your face a-hole.

by James "Buttmonkey III" Barlow April 14, 2005

The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012

Splooge

Another word for Cum (which usually ejaculates out of a males "manhood" or comes out of a girls "female part" during the act of having sex....or wanking.)

Created by Ben.
Co-Created by Taylor.

"Oh my gosh, I just came."

"Yeah I can tell from all the splooge everywhere."

by BenlovesDavid October 17, 2009

sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008