The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
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a splash of yogurt that ends up in bubble form, a.k.a. yogurt has excreted all over some kind of surface.. prefferably blueberry yogurt.
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A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".
by Michael Thunder October 7, 2010
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Get the Splerming mug.A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
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