sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.

If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.

by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

splatow

A hard punch in the jaw. Usually resulting in a knock-out!

We was scrappin' and then splatow he dropped like a roach.

by CobraHaXxX April 2, 2006

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.

by FiresignTh February 22, 2014

splatrolling

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.

Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.

by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015