Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

shanghai splatter

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.

Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.

by LottieEB January 1, 2009

baby splatter

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.

1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.

by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008

ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

red splatter

When a girl gets so mad at someone waits till she's is on the rag gets her hand very bloody and slaps them with the bloody hand

My boyfriend slept with my best friend he's going to get a red splatter you just wait.

by clevman March 28, 2015