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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023
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Spiralled

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.
• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”
by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025
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REVERSE HABITATION SPIRAL

math illustration: spiral path moves backwards and coverage gets less and less
attention to detail.

pertaining to what direction your LIFE goes into under nessecity where any gathering of a wider and wider perspective is diminished by authority of choice blockers.

BARRIERS to stop anything in LIFE TO a wider extent of benefit.

It will have a tendency to show objectivity by closing any egress to progress.

a limit moving to the center of the SPIRAL CIRCLE ironically of the most invisible as that be TRUE BIRTH DATE.

EXERCISE...ESICREXE
When a delicate manner is being investigated as a reopening of the MANDALAY BAY CASE to ascertain motives ANAL ALAN ALAN I WALDMAN has to show everything he has done before to move the EXISTENCE to a non classification due to the TULMULTUOUS reactions of the greater consensus and mores involved describes a REVERSE HABITATION SPIRAL as nothing can be found with that name on the internet as most visible STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK and stopping promulgation of ALAN I WALDMAN SHIT ASSH0LE> ANAL ALAN as promulgation movement stops.

It's a reverse spiral that obtainable only of the same data and not an opening up of greater data as to be stuck in the REVERSE HABITATION SPIRAL but can be found paradoxically of word formations PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT.

An example as ' go away we don't want you here" but their problem is " TRUTH IN EVENTS" substantiated by news events adds to the REVERSE HABITATION SPIRAL as any LIFE cannot grow in latitude of choice continuing to open wider.

As you live YOUR LIFE JOHN is traced in the path of the FORWARD HABITATION SPIRAL you get a wider and wider perspective of "SORRY" if that is caused by REVERSE HABITATION SPIR(AL)...YOU CAN C(AL)L 666(ME) (AL).

Well, it surely is KIDS A REVERSE HABITATION SPIRAL and possibly we keep making the same mistakes over and over again.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 14, 2022
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Anti-Spiral

And again, I won't submit this one either but is that is going off... You are REALLY not going to want to arrest, detain, kill, or leave me to die... Because that is what it looks like you are trying to do and that is not a very good idea. You really gotta turn that off as quickly as possible because I have no idea how the timeline on that is supposed to work.
Hym "Really. I have no idea hold long the Anti-Spiral intends to go off for before, you know, it's not good. You have to tell me everything. You really can't withhold information. It just isn't going to work. But all I know is that for past for years the people around me have been trying to 'keep me here.' And I have no idea what they hope to achieve by doing it but that might not be a good idea at this point."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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anti spiral

A phrase often commented online by gay furry femboys to express their raging love towards an individual
Anti spiral. That's it, that's how it's used.
by TurbochargerGrandfather January 1, 2025
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Spiral

Used when calling someone fat and really bad at league of legends
Also known as a "Jordan"
Wow you're so bad at ezreal. You're such a Spiral
by itsPrimrose March 8, 2025
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