spiked log

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.

"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"

by LeonC December 15, 2002

mormon spike

To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.

"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."

by J Diggity Dog November 6, 2007

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

Spike Spiegel

Also just "a Spike." Someone who is like Spike Spiegel from the anime series Cowboy BeBop. A cool dude in his own way. Sort of cheesy and doesn't follow trends. Smooth talker. Similar to an "Austin" in many aspects. Usually smokes, is tall, thin, and has an unusual haircut. Good dresser. Drives a cool car.

"hey, sweet party. Who's that guy just smoking and leaning on the wall over there?"

"I dunno, but he seems like a total Spike Spiegel."

by Blankomoto July 9, 2009

Spike Shinizzle

Another name for Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda

Did you hear Spike Shinizzle's new album?

by Mario's_Kingdom October 8, 2018

Spike and run

The act of buying a non-alcoholic drink, then sneakily popping in to a bathroom or alley to add alcohol.

We needed to smuggle liquor into the concert, so I bought some pepsi and pulled a spike and run.

by FOR-NARNIAAAAA September 12, 2009

spike dump

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.

"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"

by 7 ball February 22, 2018