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Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms
<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":
"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle
by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008
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CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
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5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.
Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?
by Est101 October 22, 2018
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No Man's Sky Solution

Selling cut, missing or initially promised from day one game content as an expansion
Guy 1: did you hear that game freak is adding 200+ cut pokemon into sword and shield via paid expansions?

Guy 2: yeah, didn't no man's sky do that too?

Guy 1: and EA, Activision, Bethesda the list goes on. Seems the No Man's Sky solution is pretty popular nowadays.
by V0023 January 10, 2020
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solutionised

When you come across a problem and overcome it instead of saying solved because that shits too lame and basic and solution used is safisticated and smart and flows well with the human tongue
After a long days work I finally solutionised used the puzle
by Paige.t December 16, 2017
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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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