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CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
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5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.
Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?
by Est101 October 22, 2018
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No Man's Sky Solution

Selling cut, missing or initially promised from day one game content as an expansion
Guy 1: did you hear that game freak is adding 200+ cut pokemon into sword and shield via paid expansions?

Guy 2: yeah, didn't no man's sky do that too?

Guy 1: and EA, Activision, Bethesda the list goes on. Seems the No Man's Sky solution is pretty popular nowadays.
by V0023 January 10, 2020
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solutionised

When you come across a problem and overcome it instead of saying solved because that shits too lame and basic and solution used is safisticated and smart and flows well with the human tongue
After a long days work I finally solutionised used the puzle
by Paige.t December 16, 2017
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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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SolutionX

Solx just owned me.
by woR January 12, 2004
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Solutionism

Solutionism is the new optimism. A Maser Solutionist is an individual who has been certified in permaculture design and has evolved to excellence in 22 separate modalities of this sustainable and observational design science. ( Aquaponics, greenhouse management, farm business planning, organic gardening, natural pond design, cob house design, eco home design, fermentation, earthworks, etc). A master solutionist lives in harmony and congruence to regenerative action. A Master Solutionist never acts in force or fights for change. Master Solutionists vow to teach others and to show the norm of society by example how to live a congruent lifestyle. This lifestyle is in harmony with mankind and in nature. A Master Solutionist pays particular attention to their own cause and effect. They are also very keen to there local environment and support small businesses, but mostly supply themselves the majority of there own needs by growing and preserving food. They focus on themselves rather than what is wrong in the world, or with others in the government, or society. A Master Solutionist simply and peacefully stops participating in convenience mentality, globalization, or separatism.

Solutionism, Solutionist, and Master Solutionist

coined by Permaculture Design Instructor:

Adriane Hovey 2016
Solutionism is the new optimism!
by be a solutionist January 16, 2018
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