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midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.
Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.
by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021
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Vilde But Sober

The best bounce producer in the world, very humble guy, likes to binge drink and trouble people, Is a vegetarian and great husband material.
by Vilde But Sobe January 7, 2023
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sober prowling

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.
Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.
by Doc 123 December 28, 2008
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Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.
Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.
by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020
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Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.
“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”
by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021
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Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick
by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020
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sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.
Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.
by baby bZ April 27, 2008
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