soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.

You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.

by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017

Soaking

When a group of lads have 7 pints of lager in a single sitting

Alright Patrick, do you fancy a soaking tonight mate?
James man, you missed a good soaking last night

by Itsrickman May 1, 2018

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012

spading

using the penis to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.

After she blew me I spaded her ass... Nothing like spading those dirty ho's

by spademaster July 10, 2009

shadingly

a regular sized penis

you have a shadingly

by swanybeast69 August 11, 2009

Soaping

The act of having sex with someone who you otherwise don't have chemistry with, don't interact with, or don't get along with. A Fuckbuddy that you wouldn't choose to spend time with outside the bedroom.

Person A: Are you inviting Jackson to hangout with us?
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.

by Snoman Melting January 19, 2023