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Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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snit

a person that is being really bitchy
Oh my gosh, Ms. Wallingtosh was being such a snit to me in class today!
by Fiona December 9, 2004
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snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"
man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake
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Shwit-it

A casual gathering of teens in maspeth, made up of people from around new york to get fucked up in every way possible in reiff park.
S1:"i heard you were in maspeth last night?"

S2:"yeah, i got shwit-it"
by SHWIT-IT October 13, 2010
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Snitchy Bitch

A girl who talks waaaay to much shit and people can't take it anymore. She usually get into lots of pointless fights and everyone hates her ugly rat face. She always asks for forgiveness but don't forgive her, it's no use. You have to take care of her by punching her.
Facebook
Alexis: YOU DUMB BITCH
Marry: what are you talking about? your the dumb bitch!

At school

Marry: You told the teachers? You snitchy bitch say all that shit to my face!

Alexis: don't touch me.... runs away

Another example
Alexis: Go have sex with all those natives
Katie: Punches her..God i hate snitchy bitches
Problem Solved
by dumbbitchesdie May 28, 2011
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Snitch On Wheels

One who, in order to galvanize his fellow snitches, influences other people with whom he is associated in order to create new snitches. A snitch-on-wheels, simply, turns regular folk into snitches, and introduces them to the culture of snitching. To be clear, a snitch-on-wheels, will not necessarily snitch on his fellow snitches. He retains some honor, unlike a snitch among snitches.
Young Mahdi, who convinced Holly to expose the underage drinking taking place in room 100, is a snitch on wheels.
by young mahdi January 27, 2013
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snittle

When you laugh so hard snot sprays out of your nose.
omg he is so funny I just snittled.
by queen_urban June 1, 2015
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