dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel

Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball

by cleaveland steamboat October 26, 2015

Turtle snorkel

Plastic straws

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard

by Eat420 October 15, 2019

Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.

"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 19, 2008

crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.

Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!

by Angelia August 27, 2005

purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 21, 2011

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006