Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Snortling

wheezing/laughing while making a giggling sound

Alex: "stop snortling you sound like a dying pig"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.

My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.

by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

by Nizzleson February 20, 2010

Kitten Snorkling

The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.

Also used as a type of kink foreplay

"Sounds like John is busy in there Kitten Snorkling his girlfriend"

by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

Snorking

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.

by Aged Punk June 22, 2012