shoeman

a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.

if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.

by potter the govna' October 27, 2007

snowman

anyone who suffers from EPSD (extremely pale skin disorder) and whose name starts with 'B' :)
i like turtles 98 fnorb

man, why are you such a snowman?!

by vbfhwdjbkvruiewnfweruionf 98 November 7, 2011

Screaming Snowman

When a girl is giving a guy head, stops in the middle and pours a large quantity of salt on his dick

sally totally gave bob a screaming snowman last night

by haha gotchya! April 5, 2009

Snowman

While fucking a girl from behind, stick a carrot in her ass.

We were doing it doggy style, and I gave her the Snowman.

by Narkolepse February 24, 2009

snowman-able

Enough snow for you to make a snowman

This snow is very snowman-able...lets make a snowman!

by NO NAME FOUND December 28, 2005

Frosty Snowman

Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.

The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.

by zz Jack the Ripper zz March 27, 2010

shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004