Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Shifty Shellshock

A bit of a willy really.

Bit shifty...

by Evil Pete August 23, 2003

Shifty

Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends(Partnered with Lifty)

N) Lifty and Shifty are from HTF n they always screw up tryin to steal stuff

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

Shifty

A Bad Mother Fucker..

"i'm scared of shifty"

by Hobo's Scratch November 7, 2004

Shifty

a shady untrustworthy person. Usually identified by their sleazy demeanour, constantly shifting eyes, and uncontrollable sleaze

Tom Carmody was looking very shifty as he puffed on his durry

by Shifty Old Boy November 20, 2010

jizz snifter

a. a container for semen
b. a person with semen in their mouth.

Mikel is like a hand-blown jizz snifter.

by illmasta May 4, 2003