A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
by McFisterson December 3, 2011
Get the Sniff Cricket mug.by OzzieScot April 21, 2014
Get the Sniffler mug.Related Words
Sniffv
• Sniffvers
• sniff
• sniffer
• Sniffles
• sniffy
• sniffilis
• Snifferdoodle
• Sniffilus
• Sniff Lord
Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.
by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015
Get the sniffing the paint mug.That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Sniffin’ Cheese mug.by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007
Get the poon sniffer mug.The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
Get the paddle sniffing mug.Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 June 5, 2018
Get the ass-sniffer mug.