snarf

SNARF: the consequence of neglecting to log out of one's facebook and leaving one's computer prey to attack; one's status is then "SNARFED"- (all caps is VERY important) to show one's dominance over another. The more "likes" and "comments" one receives, the higher the quality of the SNARF and the SNARFer. Remaining anonymous is of the utmost importance to keep the integrity of the SNARF. Also, deleting a SNARF is grounds for suspension or even expulsion from the SNARF family.

SNARF(verb) to eat; to drink; to like someone of the opposite sex; to sleep in; to refer to a previous snarf.

SNARF(noun): a food; a drink; a person of the opposite sex one likes; sleep; numchuck skills; the first president of the united states... of america.

SNARF(any other form of speech): simply as one intends for it to be used: can be positive or negative; cacophonous or euphonious; pejorative or ameliorative; black or white; reptilian or mammalian.

origin: the thunder cats character who resembles a cat

SNARF: Facebook User: SNARF SNARF SNARF!!!

Common responses- NOOOO!, I've been snarfed.

- Did you really just snarf me?

SNARF (verb): I'm about to go snarf, you wanna come?

-I'm just snarfin around right now, you?

SNARF (noun): How's the snarf tonight? Are you guys going to hang out?

by The Snarf December 19, 2010

Snarfing

The act of farting in a hot tub and biting the bubble before it hits the surface

Ricky has been snarfing in the hot tub all night! He just snarfed the biggest fart bubble!

by shredanddestr0y April 17, 2012

snarf

The sound a chihuahua makes when it's reverse sneezing. It sounds like it's trying to hawk a loogie.

My dog's snarfing kept me up all night last night.

by Jaimee May 25, 2005

snarf

Snarf is a little animal. It is also an dessert with cake.

"Did you already put the snarf in the cake dessert?"

by dniworrom May 14, 2008

snarf

Making fun of Spencer ludin and to lose your virginity

Spencer's never snarfed hahah

by devin bon patel December 31, 2008

snarf

The frothy saliva that comes from a dog's mouth. It usually can be transferred to other objects such as upholstered items that you want to keep clean.(We had four kids and several dogs including one that chewed up bricks. My kids made up the word snarf and everyone understood the meaning)

After chewing on a piece of a brick all day, the dog came into the house and snarfed the sofa.

There is dog snarf all over the patio.

by Grandma G August 15, 2007

snarf

A homemade scarf, such that when children go to school they can tell their class what they are wearing is called a 'snarf' and the teacher will call their parents in for interviews to discuss speech therapy until the parents begin referring to homemade scarves as 'snarfs' also.

Check it out! My grandma knitted me a new snarf!

by Swarley January 31, 2007