Smite

A mother whom is being very annoying and loud. Can barely lift the bar when she works out and likes to make fun of her kids.

Oh my gosh Kina don’t be such a smite

by The best to ever live March 28, 2020

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

SmiteoApple

Founder and CEO of Smite's Apple's.

studied in egg arts
has hidden form that annihilates anyone who lays eyes on it

Friend : what's a smiteoapple?
ø : ó ̢̢̛̮͍͔͕̜̪̪̭͚̰͎̘͖̖̟̻̮̖͉̦̜͙̘͙̻̗͈̙̲̞͕̯̯̟̬̔̀̌̈͆̌́͑̂̃̆͋̎̏͑͑̈́̃̂̒̽͑̕̕͝ͅö̶̢͖͍̣͉̻͙̳̜̓́̒͑̋͌̏̃͐̆͋́̂̒̈́́̆̈͒͊͂̎̀̽̉̚̕̕̕͘͝͝͝ͅœ̶̢̝͍̳̦͎̳̰̖̈͛̍̃̔͘̚͠ͅå̶̪͓̱̙̜̂̉͗̆̈́̀͌̊̎͑̇̊͛́̑̌̈́͆͑̄̈̅̒̓̆͒̈́̃̓͑́͑̚̚͘̕ã ̛̥̪͙̬͓̟̺̳͖͙̺͇̩͉̥͈̳̲̯̥͂̒̊̏͌͝ͅþ̵̲͇͎̼̣̘̘̥̲̥̃͂͛̋̂̊̏̈́̓̋͆͛̈́̀̔͑̈́̋̾͝͝͠ē ̡̨̡̧̛̛̫̣͓͔̖͍̭͎͖͎͇͈̜̍͌͂̇͂́̽͋͊̆̒͛͌̇͗̿͂̅̎̋̒̇́̾̃̉̃̏͘̕̕ͅ&̵̡̢̛̺̙̭̖̩̮͕͈̫̰̮̠̠̬̮͐͐̅͂̃͑̏̑̋̏́̀̉̃̿͐́̾̔̀̓̾͒̌̽͋̍̍̋͘͘͘͜͠͝͝

by mlg. November 3, 2020

Smite

the literal meaning of dumb

abhi-dude why are you acting like smite
yo-ay come on im not that dumb either

by bing chilling ket January 19, 2022

Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.

Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.

by Hot.Jesus March 28, 2022

Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.

"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"

by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022

Smized

To smize is to smile with your eyes, usually in a sexy and playful way.

You have been smized by her

by Meverlion May 30, 2022