smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

Rainbow 6 siege

A good FPS shooter that is superior than any other video game except for call of duty but has horrible patches and bad Nerfs

Cmon bois we lost that fucking round cod sucks ,hey jake wanna play rainbow? fucking yeah let’s hop on rainbow 6 siege

by Mrnotasimp April 21, 2020

smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

smegarific

1) amazingly and all around intensely cool, see also GAwesome

2)in likeness to smagma

The Pirates of the Caribbean 2: The Deadman's Chest movie will be particularly smegarific, due to its special affects and the presence of Johnny Depp.

by smegmegs July 1, 2006

smegan

An unnatural, inorganic two-person group that acts as one. A smegan couple also spends an inordinate amount of time together. While not healthy for either component of the formerly two person group, Smegan means very well and is not toxic to surrounding members of the community.

Q: Who's all going to dinner?
A: Just Smegan and Alex.

by sghaterz September 12, 2011

Fuck Rainbow Six Siege

Jacob: "Let's kill this asshole for not helping the team"
Rainbow Six Siege: "7 day suspension from PvP"

Jacob said "Fuck Rainbow Six Siege" out of anger for the bullshit the game has caused.

by yourloyalpal July 15, 2017

Smeg

"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom, Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey clits.

"Get that smeggin thing away from me!"

"Rimmer, you're an absolute smeg-head."

by Nicky Fung July 6, 2005