Smatch

A dirty vagina; often confused with snatch.

Look at that nasty smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

smattitude

When someone is giving you smack and attitude at the same time.

Are you giving me smattitude?

by Harlie Quinn October 30, 2015

smatchy

Something that smells old, sour, and a bit musty

Emma smells a bit smatchy today old sour drunk

by Ambizzlefy January 14, 2016

Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016

Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

smatbha

An interesting child that somehow cannot spell their name correctly

Hey smatbha

by Chickenislovechickenislife November 21, 2017