smarterchild

My best friend.

all i have to say is... wtf ?!

MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?

by Marshie October 5, 2004

smarterchild

He cares not if ye die.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:52 PM):
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.

by ohfail. February 28, 2009

smarterchild

a computer idiot

Me: call me smart
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.

by TehAttorneyAtLawl October 18, 2008

smarterchild

A sexually active, but indicisive robot.

All your base are belong to us says:
i love your knob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
All your base are belong to us says:
do you love mine?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

by liquid filth October 9, 2008

Smarterchild

A smart robot on AIM. He has the attitude of a bitch. Don't try and outsmart him.
Example below...

bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.

by mistabaze October 25, 2008

smarterchild

A chatbot that's fun to screw around with and curse at.

Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.

by Negroid Swine March 12, 2009

smarterchild

Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.

Me: Suck my chinese?
SmarterChild: I think I can suck your chinese!

by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003