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Smarticleness

When some one is really smart so they say they have smarticleness
Ex: Are you jealous of my smarticleness bro?
by Itoldyoubro July 12, 2012
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smarticle

Hey Bob! You got 28 smarticles and 33 retardicles!
by Smarticles Bob May 25, 2013
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Starehole

A man who stares at a woman in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable or creeped out.

Said man believes himself to be Joey Tribbiani giving her "The Look," but somehow he never gets around to actually stepping up and asking her, "How you doin'?"

Such a stare is not entirely vacant, but it is completely devoid of self-awareness and it gives good men everywhere a bad name just for looking.
"Dude, if you wanna' check out chicks, you can feast your eyes, but don't be a fucking starehole about it. Either talk to her or move the fuck on with your life.”
by Zarathud May 23, 2014
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smartzoned

Where a student in class answers all the questions and the teacher avoids asking the student any more questions and acts as though they do not exist.
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.
by geekyvirgin October 24, 2015
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smarticles

(noun) A smart cell you create in your brain when you drink Smart Water.
Dude! Bill Nye has so many smarticles.
by jacksbee November 8, 2017
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smarsshole

A person who does something smart but is a complete asshole for doing it.
The Republican Party is so hypocritical about who they attack in the media. They're such smarssholes.
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Smarticle

Someone is a smarticleif they do one smart thing, but they don’t have to be smart.
Me: I’m such a smarticle, I just finished my homework while waiting to for the football game to start!
by Hi my name is ___ September 16, 2018
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