staller

Someone who takes an inordinate amount of time inside a bathroom stall. It is unclear if they are reading, sleeping, or using it for its intended purpose. Especially annoying during the busiest times, aka "flush hour".

My coffee kicked in so I went into the mens room ... not only was it flush hour, but there was a staller...I didn't think I was going to make it dude!

by pauldonyc November 20, 2010

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

World's Smallest Violin

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

Holler-Swaller

A big orgasmic suck off of hillbilly giz complete with sticks dirt ball grease pubes left over pussy remnants from his sister and enough inbred sperm cells to impregnate a small nation with an army of wrong turn children.

My ole' lady took a holler-swaller ; up on the mountain last night.

by Lynzetta304 January 16, 2020

Smallfry

A fridged human-being who doesnt know what to do when in the company of a girl.. Normally gets hard and cums over the slightest of touches, normally grows up to be homeless and homosexual.

Adam Oliver, Smallfry

by mighty grande November 3, 2009

smallest dick

The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)

Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.

by GinaKnowsBest:) June 30, 2014

staller

a girl whose name appears on the side of one or numerous bathroom stalls.

nah, dude, don't go for trish. she's a total staller.

by Travis Verner July 30, 2006