shalkism

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.

"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"

by thatsthewaymahiway July 5, 2021

Shalkal

Jamaican dancehall, artists, known for his metaphor track

Fan1:You hear the new Shalkal song? Fan2: Yeah, chune can gwaan.

by andytar September 2, 2021

smackalackin

Smackalackin means something that taste so incredibly amazing remarkable phenomenally good

mmmm this spicy chicken sandwich is smackalackin

by Lanaaaaaaaaaaa May 10, 2022

Salk

Middle aged sports enthusiast, typically white male, who takes the criticism and or defeat of their respected franchise personally. Known to voice their contempt on social media for underperforming athletes who are often half their age.

I was sitting next to this guy on the plane, a real Salk, who kept saying “Peyton Manning did it the right way”.

by BrothMan December 17, 2022

Happy Smack

A person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame.

All right. I get it - you like American Idol. Quit being such a Happy Smack about it.

by Willie K May 28, 2008

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

by SteveANGER February 15, 2009

Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

by Killzark March 24, 2009